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Soggy boys, Bottom?

May 11, 2015

Spattering rain and cool temperatures raked over the Children`s Hospital complicating the outdoor Safe Day Kids carnival scheduled in the parking lot. Most of the festive booths were hastily relocated into the Hospital`s mini convention center and its hallways. The BRC founder`s band was consigned, however, to perform outside in the brick car tunnel leading to the Hospital`s main entrance where recently installed metal drums, chimes, temple gongs, and rubber mallets  awaited playful children visiting patients. Despite the forbidding and inclement weather, hundreds of parents braved the constant rainfall to bring their kids to the annual festival.safe 22015

Challenged by the echoing din of mallet-hammered drums, chimes, and gongs, the undaunted Bluegrass pickers steadfastly played their almost inaudible music for the soggy festival goers.  Where do you find generous  musicians so devoted to performing at benefits for the Children`s Hospital?

“And yet, to say the truth,  reason and love  keep little company nowadays, ” spake Bottom (Shakespeare`s clown) in Midsummer Night`s Dream.

 

BRC Activities, G&F Band

Two Your Health

April 12, 2015

It was a gala evening dinner with a two fold purpose: a fund-raiser for the Children`s Hospital and a `roast` of two of its favorite doctors. As in past years, we were the band greeting the throng who came for a wholesome meal and an evening of affectionate comedy. Half way through the gig, the band posed with the Hospital`s mascot “TJ the Tiger” while hungry well-wishers took a couple of photographs.1 roast 2015

As the milling crowd found their seats for a delectable and  low-cal repast, an audience member admired the healthy menu and joked with us, ” What kind of music are you guys playing, anyways?” With gentle wink, one of our pickers replied, “First, we are a free range  acoustic band. Secondly, we play only naturally processed Bluegrass music allowing 2 feet of space between musicians when we perform.”  The listener looked up from the festive dinner program distractedly and politely mused, “Too sweet.” We all chuckled warmly, and the band soon decamped to a nearby Mexican restaurant for our yearly family dinner.

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The food was a little too hot, but that`s kind of the  way we like it.

 

 

Dear Reader: For students of Vega Martin history interested in a fun update from the VM marketing archives, please scroll back to the home page posting of 9-12-14 devoted to Bobby Joe Fenster lore- a minor legend.

Cell Perches & HVO

Bones and Bluegrass…?

March 24, 2015

Archeological digs on many continents suggest that rhythm bones are the second oldest musical instrument after the human voice.  These percussive instruments came to  America with Irish and English settlers. In Celtic music, bones are played with only one hand, whereas  in the US , the minstrel show tradition established a two-handed technique of performance still used today.  Mr.Bones

Most every Sunday afternoon, a former street busker named `Mr. Bones` (above second from the right), joins our weekly Bluegrass jam session benefitting the Children`s Hospital.  In the clatter of a busy family restaurant, our songs are usually followed by a wave of silent gratitude from the audience. But, when Mr. Bones arrives, patrons at the brewpub always turn their heads to watch and applaud his energetic and syncopated rhythm tones. After complimenting our waltz tunes with juggling in 3/4 time, he entertains the kids with train whistles,  a little soft shoe, and a stick-held dancing limberjack wooden doll.  Several times a year, he performs children`s shows with his band “Mr. Bones and the Skeleton Crew” made up of volunteers from the jam band as pictured above at local church fest. For his showmanship, he was inducted into the BRC Hall of Fame three years ago.

Check-out the below link and witness Mr. Bones` kinetic solo on the classic train song “The Texas Eagle”. Too cool or what?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cvmkwn7HBXU

Cell Perches & HVO

Springtime comes to the Heartland

March 9, 2015

In the springspringMo months when the Missouri River not infrequently crests its banks, schoolchildren are introduced to the Regionalist artwork of Thomas Hart Benton (1889-1975) who graced the cover of Time magazine in 1934. Benton painted the classic “Spring on the Missouri” in 1945 which depicted a farm family fleeing the Big Muddy`s flood waters under angry skies.

In the last couple of decades, our Sunday jam session venue has been shut-down twice by these surging seasonal waters. About 20 years ago, the spring flood tide gushed through the township of Hartsburg towards our Hitchin` Post saloon jam site. National Guardsmen, prison gangs, farm families, and bluegrass jammers worked side by side to build a 10 foot leeve that spared half the town and the Hitchin` Post where the parking lot was submerged under 9 feet of water. When the brackish torrent finally subsided, jovial musicians helped re-open the the bar.H`Post

About 10 years ago, we were convening our Sunday jam sessions at “Lucy`s” burger restaurant in the village of McBaine, when the eatery went under 5 feet of spring overflow despite being miles from the banks of mighty river. The turbid floodwaters left a permanent bathtub ring on the window by the pool table that we would point-out to customers resting from the nearby jogging trail who wanted to know how high the Missouri River had spilled-over.

Click on the below link to hear Ron, our mandolinist/bassman, describe the Big Muddy`s rogue wanderings, and then listen to us sing “Waterbound”. Enjoy the Spring!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCwjXocuVlk

BRC Events

“…Twixt us twain….”

February 18, 2015

In the Show-Me State, the musings and writings of Samuel Langhorne Clemens (1835-1910) are revered as canon. With another birthday milestone approaching and bringing the BRC founder deeper into the uncharted terrains of senior citizenry, he turns to a philosophical  assessment by Missouri`s favorite son who summed-up this journey:

“Old age is mind over matter. If you don`t mind, it doesn`t matter.”

 At a recent  and  pre-birthday business meeting, the BRC founder painstakingly briefed our youthful CEO on projected FY2015 budgetary shortfalls. Grim  austerity measures and workshop staff down-sizing were proffered but discarded by the ever-optimistic CEO who recharged the flagging esprit de corps of all BRC personnel with another  timeless injunctionMarkTwain-banjo

“When you want genuine music–music that will come right home to you like a bad quarter, suffuse your system like strychnine whiskey, go right through you like Brandreth’s pills, ramify your whole constitution like the measles, and break out on your hide like the pin-feather pimples on a picked goose,–when you want all this, just smash your piano, and invoke the glory-beaming banjo!”- Mark Twain, San Francisco Dramatic Chronicle, June 23, 1865.

Reader Quiz: Because of his wit and iconic authorship,  what is the definition of a gentleman attributed to humorist Twain? Answer below.

Header Note: “..twixt us twain…” (meaning `between us two`) from Act 2, Scene 1, Taming of the Shrew by Will Shakespeare.

Quiz Answer:  A gentleman is someone who knows how to play the banjo and doesn`t.

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