Cell Perches & HVO

Bones and Bluegrass…?

March 24, 2015

Archeological digs on many continents suggest that rhythm bones are the second oldest musical instrument after the human voice.  These percussive instruments came to  America with Irish and English settlers. In Celtic music, bones are played with only one hand, whereas  in the US , the minstrel show tradition established a two-handed technique of performance still used today.  Mr.Bones

Most every Sunday afternoon, a former street busker named `Mr. Bones` (above second from the right), joins our weekly Bluegrass jam session benefitting the Children`s Hospital.  In the clatter of a busy family restaurant, our songs are usually followed by a wave of silent gratitude from the audience. But, when Mr. Bones arrives, patrons at the brewpub always turn their heads to watch and applaud his energetic and syncopated rhythm tones. After complimenting our waltz tunes with juggling in 3/4 time, he entertains the kids with train whistles,  a little soft shoe, and a stick-held dancing limberjack wooden doll.  Several times a year, he performs children`s shows with his band “Mr. Bones and the Skeleton Crew” made up of volunteers from the jam band as pictured above at local church fest. For his showmanship, he was inducted into the BRC Hall of Fame three years ago.

Check-out the below link and witness Mr. Bones` kinetic solo on the classic train song “The Texas Eagle”. Too cool or what?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cvmkwn7HBXU

Cell Perches & HVO

Springtime comes to the Heartland

March 9, 2015

In the springspringMo months when the Missouri River not infrequently crests its banks, schoolchildren are introduced to the Regionalist artwork of Thomas Hart Benton (1889-1975) who graced the cover of Time magazine in 1934. Benton painted the classic “Spring on the Missouri” in 1945 which depicted a farm family fleeing the Big Muddy`s flood waters under angry skies.

In the last couple of decades, our Sunday jam session venue has been shut-down twice by these surging seasonal waters. About 20 years ago, the spring flood tide gushed through the township of Hartsburg towards our Hitchin` Post saloon jam site. National Guardsmen, prison gangs, farm families, and bluegrass jammers worked side by side to build a 10 foot leeve that spared half the town and the Hitchin` Post where the parking lot was submerged under 9 feet of water. When the brackish torrent finally subsided, jovial musicians helped re-open the the bar.H`Post

About 10 years ago, we were convening our Sunday jam sessions at “Lucy`s” burger restaurant in the village of McBaine, when the eatery went under 5 feet of spring overflow despite being miles from the banks of mighty river. The turbid floodwaters left a permanent bathtub ring on the window by the pool table that we would point-out to customers resting from the nearby jogging trail who wanted to know how high the Missouri River had spilled-over.

Click on the below link to hear Ron, our mandolinist/bassman, describe the Big Muddy`s rogue wanderings, and then listen to us sing “Waterbound”. Enjoy the Spring!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCwjXocuVlk

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“…Twixt us twain….”

February 18, 2015

In the Show-Me State, the musings and writings of Samuel Langhorne Clemens (1835-1910) are revered as canon. With another birthday milestone approaching and bringing the BRC founder deeper into the uncharted terrains of senior citizenry, he turns to a philosophical  assessment by Missouri`s favorite son who summed-up this journey:

“Old age is mind over matter. If you don`t mind, it doesn`t matter.”

 At a recent  and  pre-birthday business meeting, the BRC founder painstakingly briefed our youthful CEO on projected FY2015 budgetary shortfalls. Grim  austerity measures and workshop staff down-sizing were proffered but discarded by the ever-optimistic CEO who recharged the flagging esprit de corps of all BRC personnel with another  timeless injunctionMarkTwain-banjo

“When you want genuine music–music that will come right home to you like a bad quarter, suffuse your system like strychnine whiskey, go right through you like Brandreth’s pills, ramify your whole constitution like the measles, and break out on your hide like the pin-feather pimples on a picked goose,–when you want all this, just smash your piano, and invoke the glory-beaming banjo!”- Mark Twain, San Francisco Dramatic Chronicle, June 23, 1865.

Reader Quiz: Because of his wit and iconic authorship,  what is the definition of a gentleman attributed to humorist Twain? Answer below.

Header Note: “..twixt us twain…” (meaning `between us two`) from Act 2, Scene 1, Taming of the Shrew by Will Shakespeare.

Quiz Answer:  A gentleman is someone who knows how to play the banjo and doesn`t.

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Director of R&D designs new BRC kiddie banjo

February 5, 2015

For his first accomplishment in BRC Research and Development, our new director (pictured below) has developed the Peace Dove K model banjo for kids. This throwback instrument has features of a late 19th century classic 5 stringer. As the old-fashioned neck has no truss rod and will bend with metal strings, the instrument is outfitted with gut strings- which are gentle on little fingers.  Made in Italy by Aquila, modern Nylgut strings are applied and tuned to low E. This gives the banjo a funky low-down sound probably  reminiscent of the minstrel days.IMG_0731

The neck is figured with fluttering mother of pearl doves, and a large snowy bird carries the international peace sign on the peghead (click to enlarge).photo

 

 

 

The interior of the cherry pot is rimmed with shiny  washers to make the back of the banjo equally  interesting to young eyes.

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At the base of the neck, it is planned to have each pot laser-etched with the owner`s name (e.g., `For Bubba`) followed by the Latin inscription: Pax doveum banjus per enfanti which roughly translates `Peace Dove banjo for kids`. This 5 stringer is light weight and suitable for years of wall-hanging until little fingers grow big enough to fret the fingerboard. Watch for it on eBay.

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Ring out the old, pickin` the New…….Year

January 1, 2015

Bluegrass musicians from Eldon and Jefferson City trekked to the Broadway Brewery in Columbia recently to wrap-up the  calendar year and celebrate our fifth anniversary of Sunday jams at the local brewpub hosted by the BRC founder’s band. All tips have been given to benefit our nearby Children`s Hospital, and patrons have generously donated over $6.7K to the Children`s Miracle Network since we first stepped onto the pub`s bandstand in  late 2009.

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With the arrival of 2015,  Gainor & Friends  heartfully thanks the microbrewery`s gracious  management, and especially Kenny Duzan,  for the community spirit to give us a weekly venue to continue our perennial support of medical care for needy children in central Missouri,  as we have done since 1995. It`s the Bluegrass Way, folks.

For so many years of faithful and fun-filled performance, the BRC founder says `thank-you` to these splendid and talented musicians. Could anything be more fun than to pick and grin with these guys on a Sunday afternoon?

“Ring out the old,…” from In Memoriam [Ring out, wild bells] by Alfred, Lord Tennyson (1809-1892)

P.S. Check out the BRC `Peace Dove` banjo on eBay Jan. 4-11.